Thursday, 2 of September of 2010

Faq

1. Q= Can I buy your stuff online?
A= Now you can! HERE!
2. Q= Why isn’t your website complete?
A= Because an evil wizard cast a spell on our internets and its now finally wearing off.
3. Q= How do you make all your stuff?
A= We are also wizards, and use magic to make all our stuff.
4. Q= No, I mean, how do you print it?
A= Oh, we screen print everything.
5. Q= Can you teach me to be a wizard?
A= You can’t learn to be a wizard, you either are one or not. Sorry homie…
6. Q= What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
A= Roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour…
7. Q= Why are most of you F.A.Q. questions totally unhelpful and ridiculous?
A= Them’s the breaks…


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